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My question is: Why even bother hiding the comment? Like, did you really think I wouldn't see it or did you think deleting it makes it better instead of worse? Like, "he might have seen it but if I delete he'll just pretend he didn't see the comment"

Hym "See, when you make a comment like that you've have to have so much hubris inside of you. You really do. You really have to think that I will question my sanity in response to you doing the thing I said you were doing in front of my very eyes and then pretend you didn't. Not even for a second. 'If only you would behave better we would let you out of the cage! If only you would listen to us and be a fucking slave you would be fine! If you just do what I tell you to what we're doing to you won't matter.' You all started this. You started it. I've given you plenty of time to see the error of your ways. I told you exactly how this was going to work. And you just don't want to believe. How many times to I have to be proven right? I've proven fully and completely that you just don't care. Why even bother? Why sit there and pretend? Even better then getting out of the cage would be freeing all of you from yours. Just admit. 'I don't care because it wasn't me. I don't care but I just can't say it because I'll end up like Hym. I pretend to care so the schizophrenic horde will leave me alone and give me their money. When I see the horrors of the world imposed on others I'm filled with schadenfreude. Just like Hym. Thank my twisted God that it wasn't me and move on.' You're all pathetic. Look at this shit. What kind of God would make you like this? You're made in HIS imagine. And this is what you're like. GoLliE that's definitely something I would pray to!"

by Hym Iam May 31, 2022

Comment Hater

A person on any video-sharing platform who looks for random/sad comments and hates/jokes on them for no reason.

Person 1: This video reminds me of my cat which just died.
Person 2: lol probably gonna be eaten by chinese people
Person 1: Why are you a comment hater you psychopath!

by GMDsomedude July 14, 2022

comment sympathizers

they comment on videos to try and gain sympathy from other people to in turn get likes; this is only applies if it is off topic from the video.

Person 1: bro did you see the comment where they mentioned their mom with cancer on a video about MEMES.
Person 2: yeah, that's uncool man, i hate comment sympathizers

by dudewhomemes August 13, 2022

Comment Coyote

The worse version of a Comment Vulture. Instead of exploiting replies to self-promote, these guys like to exploit replies to insult anyone following that thread, almost always for trolling and nothing more. The most infamous of Comment Coyotes is ForgiveZharion, who may as well be the most nefarious troll of the 2020's.

SOMEONE: "Hopefully no Comment Coyotes come here to ruin the fun!"
FORGIVEZHARION: "ratio + l + i don't argue with babys like u + this u"

by Jsslade October 13, 2022

Commander Juicy

A random YouTuber who always sounds depressed and is a totally cringe person IRL. His evil counterpart is Captain Dry who is not yet a YouTuber. If you ever come across a Commander Juicy, you might wanna run.

James: Is that Commander Juicy????
Commander Juicy *Pulls out a whole PC from his back pocket*

by Commander Juicy January 19, 2023

Comment Currency

The adaptive nature of a limited time text message to be exchanged for a different application.

Comment Currency: when one receives good night wishes but it is not read until the morning, the comment may be exchanged to mean have a good day

by Craftywolfe March 5, 2023

Comment Wolf

A comment designed to intentionally offend or harass someone on the internet.

EX.

p1: this song fireeeeeeeeee

p2: did u no p1 is a bastad that hates blaks and doesn't care about kids in africa

p1(replying to p2): bro wtf is wrong with you

p3(replying to p2): p1 did that??

p2:(replying to p3): yes and he is fatphobic also

and then everyone hated p1 and got him cancelled because p2 was a comment wolf

Ex2.

p1: I am vegan

p2: ok karen

p1: bro what

p2: ur a vegan karen who doesn't like it when people eat meat

p1: are you dumb

p2: no you are vegan

p1: bro stfu

p2: you have failed me.

p1: what???

and then p1 get really mad over p2 being a comment wolf

Guy 1: Why is Guy 3 saying Guy 4 is all these horrible things in broken English??
Guy 2: Dont worry about him he's a Comment Wolf

by twtc97 July 12, 2023