chode

A round, Dinner plate size,as large as 1 inch. Very wide , Very short

andrew has a massive chode he likes to impress his 14 cats with it and also likes to paint it up and play.

by doc September 07, 2002

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what you eat every day, every hour, on the hour.

No really, a penis that is wider than it's long

Person 1: chode
Person 2: eater

look in between your legs

by ewgrthyju February 02, 2009

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A person who pushes their beliefs, opinions or likes onto others as fact; refusing to back-off

Jim "James" Jodie. A resident of St. Francis...Born a chode and will die a chode:)

by ankhols4 July 20, 2007

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Deary me! It seems my primary sexual organ is a chode.

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"chode movin its mouth"

by Noixz January 14, 2009

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Chode

A member of a group that is defined by an oxymoron.

Marc: John McCain and Sarah Palin are a team of mavericks!
Mike: A "team of mavericks?" That doesn't make any sense. They're a bunch of chodes.

by DiseasedMink December 25, 2008

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A penis that is wider than it is long.

Ha ha look at his wide, short chode!

by Shane June 19, 2004

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