Buffering

Buffering is when your device (could be a laptop, PC, mobile, etc) stops working either because of lag or you ditched your house for some Doritos, same thing.

Fuck Jimmy the my phone's bloody buffering shite

by Shippable April 17, 2019

Buffer

The Plural of Buff

“That Guy in the gym is way Buffer than me

by EverydayFlexer April 26, 2019

Buffet

When oral sex is performed on a woman

Last night I went over to her house and had the whole buffet

by TenaKnows July 23, 2019

Buffet

When the top boy has multiple lasses lined up for a facial and splaffs on all of them

Dej was on a madden and gave his cousin Mam and aunty the buffet

by Fatboy2673 September 14, 2019

buffet-style

Spending time sampling all areas of a person rather than just one.

John's wife was delighted he decided to go full buffet-style on her rather than just plain old cunnilingus

by HamB4clam October 8, 2019

buffen mua

A buffen mua is proper UK slang for a really fit girl

She's a buffen mua

by Lucacw April 29, 2020

Buffed Bowser

Like 'Screw the Pooch' to royally fuck things, like FUBAR.

He was so poorly trained and inexperienced, he buffed bowser.

by Gleenoid May 18, 2020