broken batkey

i found a broken batkey on my dresser, a batkey is a discreet handcuff key.

why did the gangstalkers leave me a broken batkey. now its a weapon. whats wrong with you.

by Cody5050 January 10, 2021

My Check Machine is Broken

When borrowed anal beads will stay inside someone anus and keep falling out.

She said I was welcome to use her anal beads, but my check machine is broken so it was a waste of time.

by All Bets Hedged January 15, 2021

I think my leg is broken

And you have to be carried out, because you think its a really bad break- because you cant feel it.

Fitz: I hope you saved some energy cuz.. my legs pinned. I think my leg is broken. You're gonna have to carry me out.
Mack: I got you turbo.

by Zema'am January 21, 2021

broken fingers

from tapping to hard on year 7s snapchat stories

eg: lily posted too much about her dog causing broken fingers

by bigboyfacts February 5, 2021

Broken wet toenail

If you have a broken wet toenail, either you probably got out of a pool, or you are a sweaty 6th grade boy.

"Did you hear that Jonathan has a broken wet toenail? " "Ew, he's so sweaty and gross!" "Yeah, heard he's got scoliosis 😁👍🧨"

by Koomist February 23, 2021

Broken Whoopee Cushion

When you farted as you sneeze at the same time, used to hide the fart sounds.

PersonA "Aw, that sneeze was stanky, did you commit broken whoopee cushion?"
PersonB "Pffft, no." Proceeds to hide fart with sneezing.

by Donaja Marjun February 23, 2021

Broken stretcher

Broken stretcher is when an emergency room nurse or doctor pisses off a paramedic and a radio call for "broken stretcher" is made. Then every ambulance in radio distance picks up as many frequent patients as possible and overload the ER until an apology is made. The wrong has to be made right.

Paramedic1: damn partner that RN called a complaint on me.

Paramedic 2: looks like it's time for a broken stretcher on that ER.

by TexasTrouble5 March 21, 2021