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fire boobs

when she doesn't know you have herpes and you dump a fat nut on her tits and leave it there
sally sue: shit i shouldn'ta gone into that dark alley with that guy, i got fire boobs

partario: i thought you were my girlfriend
by pleb 5 March 31, 2009
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cow boobs

Noun: The sad result of wearing a sports bra, or wire-free bra under a form-fitting or light-colored shirt. This makes your boobs look frumpy and shapeless, and resembles a cow's saggy udder instead of an attractive woman's chest.
Anyone under the age of 80 shouldn't wear soft bras. Young women are too cool for cow boobs.

Lisa made the terrible mistake of wearing a sports bra under a light yellow top. She hopes no one noticed her cow boobs.
by Creepytastik September 4, 2011
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Spooky Boobs

a form of being, in the game of Minecraft. Turn yourself invisible and put on either an Iron Chestplate or Chain Chestplate, and you will look like a floating chestplate. If you are a girl, theoretically the chestplate would be covering your boobs, while invisible, so hence the name "Spooky Boobs"
Sky: Hey look, floating chestplate!
Jerome: Nah, bro those are Spooky Boobs!
by SolidSnake1985 August 20, 2013
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grandma boobs

The thing that Jake, Johnny, And Danny found up in a tree when Jake took off Ashley's shirt. They are saggy and streched marked. Don't be confused... any girl could have them.
BE WARNED!
Damn dude! I regret that! Ashley had total grandma boobs!
by The mouth of truth. March 25, 2008
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Broccoli boobs

When a girls tits are organic, which is natural.
Omg my girl has some broccoli boobs. Bro she's a keeper.
by Dr greenthumb February 17, 2013
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new mom boobs

1. a phrase to describe the enormous natural increase of the breast size of a woman who is either pregnant or nursing.

2. big breasts due to lactation.
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Puss 'n Boobs

Adult version of a treasured children's book.

A bedtime story for an older audience.
She asked me to read her "Puss 'n Boobs," but two pages in she turned off the lights, and...
by bixxx March 24, 2012
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