A joke told by someone who is only making fun of blondes because blondes are waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay hotter than they'll ever be. And no I'm not a blonde.
black-haired person: How many blondes would it take to fill the brains of one chipmunk? More than the amount of blondes in the universe!
brown-haired blonde lover: You're only making fun of blondes because you're jealous that you will NEVER be as good-looking as blondes.
black-haired person: Oh FINE, I admit it, I am. I'm sorry.
brown-haired blonde lover: It's alright. Now we can start the 'TPWMFOBAJJBBAWWHTTEB' (The people who make fun of blondes are just jealous because blondes are way, WAY hotter than they'll ever be) orginization.
black-haired person: Good idea.
The two people become friends, and will eventually go out with 23 blondes combined in their lifetimes.
brown-haired blonde lover: You're only making fun of blondes because you're jealous that you will NEVER be as good-looking as blondes.
black-haired person: Oh FINE, I admit it, I am. I'm sorry.
brown-haired blonde lover: It's alright. Now we can start the 'TPWMFOBAJJBBAWWHTTEB' (The people who make fun of blondes are just jealous because blondes are way, WAY hotter than they'll ever be) orginization.
black-haired person: Good idea.
The two people become friends, and will eventually go out with 23 blondes combined in their lifetimes.
by Blondes are hot! July 23, 2004
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Don't trust her she belongs to the streets
by vannie29 November 10, 2020
Get the belongs to the street mug.Stereotypical jokes made by jealous brunettes because guys just like blondes better !! ....And yes I Am a blonde, (and whoever made definition #1 you rock!! )
Example of dumb blonde joke:
Jealous brunette: how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb
Sexy blonde: the same as the amount of guys who would rather fuck a brunette over a blonde ....So one!
OHHHHHH BURRRRRNNNN
Jealous brunette: how many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb
Sexy blonde: the same as the amount of guys who would rather fuck a brunette over a blonde ....So one!
OHHHHHH BURRRRRNNNN
by Sexy blonde chick December 31, 2014
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Omfg, dude, its hot blondes!! Should we run? Should we let them drain our life force with their heavenly head skills? Omg, the choices!
by Eff You Hard With No Lube September 28, 2008
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by Haybae97 September 14, 2014
Get the Balone mug.is an ethnic slur used in America for a person of Hispanic descent mostly females who dye their hair, It is known to be very offensive. Referring to the natural stinky smell of Latina female, and when the Latina want to avoid this prejudice by passing for a white they just get stinkier.That's why their hair looks so dry. And they always wear it in ponytails.
by Mr Gringo August 14, 2010
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