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pushing board

A board, typically a length of 2x4, used to displace a sexual partner's adipose tissue during intercourse.
"Those scratches? They're from our pushing board!"
by docsloth October 28, 2013
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canadian board meeting

When a bunch of people leave work at lunch and hit up the stripclub!
"The office is killing me"
"Tony, Bob, Andrew, Derek....let's go its time for a Canadian Board meeting"
"I've had this stack of dollars in my office burning a hole in my desk!"
"Let's hope that dollar burns a hole in a g-string"
by Diabestic January 23, 2015
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Gravity Boarding

Cruising around on your board, while stoned out of your mind.
"Yo dude wanna go gravity boarding later??"
by TJdoesdie May 30, 2015
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board whore

girl who is has no butt/boobs, but still gets 1972635372 boyfriends
rachelle- "brroooooooooo ella is dating tyler. isnt he your ex?"
camille-"what a board whore!"
by thankspeteomfgh June 14, 2015
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Bony Board

His bony board is too small to womp my cooter box.
by Bony Board July 12, 2015
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Porn boarding

When two people of opposite sex fit on one long board or skate board and have gruesome sex while being recorded.
I was watching porn last night and came across this hardcore porn boarding.
by BlakeTheSnakeDager September 5, 2016
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board my platform

A nicer, sarcastic way of telling someone " please be kind enough to understand things from my point of view"
Mom: Devon, when I was your age, and hung out, I didn't smoke weed, I listened to The Beatles

Devon: well, board my platform, maybe you will understand modern idiotagers better
by Sexydimma September 12, 2016
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