Illinoian decent, refers to a girl who likes to straddle when drunk, refuses to give only receives, Likes to cry a lot, is allergic to alcohol, and enjoys bukkake and cum farting!
Blonde Brittany stradles Gregg as she demands bukkake from Josh, after puking from Matt's seamen, and cum farting after colin skeets in her.
She likes the taste of Mark's peedle.
She likes the taste of Mark's peedle.
by Capt. America February 14, 2005
Get the blonde brittany mug.Ditzy,annoying,and oblivious to the world around them.Usually very hyperactive,has no personality and often watches "bring it on"and "legally blonde"
by Loo November 17, 2003
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a person who is very slow, un smart, or is just plain stupid
a hair color
the biggest prep in your school!
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the biggest prep in your school!
she is such a blonde!
by Erin silva May 12, 2004
Get the blonde mug.When a Blonde haired person is trying to do several things at a time and then gets confused and or overwhelmed.
While at work I was helping a customer at the counter. Then another customer walks up to ask me if we are all out of a product. Then the phone rings. I turned to my co-worker and told him I am having a Blonde Freeze.
by Ms D November 8, 2010
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Dude #1: "Bro, did you see that blondeshell that just passed by us?"
Dude #2: "Who do you think I am? Helen Keller? Fuck yeah I saw her."
Dude #2: "Who do you think I am? Helen Keller? Fuck yeah I saw her."
by JT43 August 22, 2011
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A male human child that often throws his feet at Mikhael. A blonde-guy is also required ti be blonde and have glasses. Most blonde-guys thoroughly enjoy throwing their feet at Mikhael, although not all of them do.
by PokecordWeebH November 8, 2018
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