Cock blocked

When a total dick of a president is rejected by a federal judge for his ridiculous executive orders over and over again.

"Mr Trump.... Your travel ban has been blocked... You cock! ". Damn, you've been cock blocked!

by Findamonium March 16, 2017

cock blocked

Preventing some unsuspecting moron from getting laid one night, or possible ever.

A kid walking with some chick in a parking lot gets soda thrown all over him by people driving by in a car. Therefore, he isn't getting any of that pussy that night. Or ever.

by Big Boss March 19, 2005

cock blocked

when you're talking up a bitch and a male friend of hers or yours comes into the conversation.

I was just about to close the deal with her and some Dick comes over and cock blocked me.

by Joe Bru October 18, 2006

Blonker

A guy or girl shits in their hand and gives a handjob.

Ayo laquesha, gimme a blonker real quick.

by Ben and Louie August 5, 2011

Thumb Blocked

When you stroke your thumb on your handheld touch device but it doesn't register because you are wearing gloves.

Why isn't my iPhone working! I can't believe I spent all this money on this piece of junk! Screw you Apple!

Dude you're thumb blocked. Take off your gloves dumba$$.

by Kt-Mack February 13, 2010

Bae Blocked

The act of being brushed off, ignored or de-prioritized when a person's significant other ("Bae") calls, texts or is with them. The suffix "blocked" is joking about being "cock blocked," but in this case, by someone's Bae.

Jimmy: "I was talking to Elizabeth yesterday and suddenly she had to go. Later she told me her boyfriend had called her."

John: "Man you got Bae Blocked."

by Uncle Nerdicus September 14, 2014

cock-blocked

Could have one of two meanings:

1. A verb that denotes a female or gay male that flirts all night and at the end of the evening doesn't go the distance.

2. Also means that just as you were going to make a move on the object of your desires, another person beats you to the punch.

In either case the person thought they had a sure thing.

Man oh man I can kick myself . I'm so freakin' horny that I've had to masturbate twice already and I still have the worse case of morningwood since getting cock-blocked by this real hot chick at the bar last night..

{teased noncomittal

by TheBigCanucklehead March 14, 2015