bear market

The opposite of a bull market. A bear market is where people expect thier investments to decrease in value, and hence shares go for less than the value at which they were bought.

In 18th and 19th century britain, there were several bear markets lasting as long as 20 years each.

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 18, 2004

Bagel Bear

1. A mythical creature that consumes an inordinate amount of food and Ovaltine.
2. The epitome of awesomeness.
3. A pulchritudinous female who posses bagels for a nose and ears.

That fat ass eats like a bagel bear.

by branjon April 2, 2008

Black bear

A handsome, genuine young man who gets a lot of ass

Girl A: Wow that guy over there is so hot and looks so sweet.
Girl B: He is a typical black bear. You should go talk to him!

by Anonymousmatt March 4, 2016

pedo bear

A cartoon bear who is a pedofile, he only goes for people 12 and younger. He also showed up on the Olympics for one country because they mistook him for one of the mascots, but I forgot which one. He circulates the internet and will never go away.

He is coming for you.

Child1: Hey look, that bear is giving away candy!
Child2: It even says so on that truck he's driving!
Child1: Ok, lets go!
Mother: NOOOOO! Honey, call the cops, pedo bear just stole the kids!

by a mysterious stalker June 9, 2010

Zeus's Beard

adj.

How aweful, what a suprise

By Zeus's Beard she is beautiful: By Zeus's Beard what an accident

by Ben Jermain May 15, 2006

bear shared

The worst extent of getting owned. Similiar to the way the bear share program owns it customers with fee after fee after fee.

Tom: Dude did your see Jim try to use his gift credit card to burn bear share songs onto a cd?

Mike: Yea dude he tried but it would end up costing him $1 per song, he got bear shared!

by foxybrown August 16, 2007

bearded clam schucker

vagitarian, a sexual omnivore that has made the lifestyle choice to orally fixate female gentelia

I'm such a naughty bearded clam schucker. I must vagitate!

by Leifster October 10, 2008