skunk balls

When your balls are sweaty and have been stewing in your shorts for a while, they develop a distinct smell.

Yea your mom loves to lick my skunk balls clean!!

by shtew October 9, 2007

bacon ballsack burger

A shitty burger you get from Mcdonalds that nothing was made right but the bacon

Man I asked for the big mac but you gave me a bacon ballsack burger what the hell.

by shitstainmonkeybutt November 18, 2014

balls

bravery

Dude, are you gonna make that jump with your bike
i'll try
you gotta have the balls to do that

by funnyman21224 July 31, 2010

NO BALLS

when someone doesn't have the guts to do something.

For effective use: obnoxiously yell “NO BALLS” when someone is attempting to explain their reason why not to do something totally stupid.

nikkii: "but i don't want to eat an ant"
hanch: "NO BALLS!!!"

by jess hanch & nikkii rodrigues July 3, 2008

Your Mother's Balls

1.interjection. Accusing someone of bullshitting.
2.can also be used as "go fuck yourself"

A: "I'm going to have to borrow twenty bucks for gas if you don't mind"
B: "Your mother's balls your borrowing my twenty bucks, take a taxi"

In tennis
A: "That last shot was out of bounds"
B: "Your mother's balls are out of bounds! That shot was in"

by floyd33guy July 11, 2010

hotter than balls

When the weather is so damn hot, wet and humid, it's hotter than a man's balls. You're sweating so much that your pants stick to your ass and you just feel like shit.

My pants were tight, it was humid--I was hotter than balls.

by DPG60 June 15, 2007

Smelly Balls

When your balls stink becuase of the reasons below.

I just took a jog and my balls are sweaty! Poor smelly balls are trapped in my pants next to my leftover shit I forgot to whipe getting more smelly! Shit+Sweat=smelly balls!

by Joeeeeee May 26, 2014