New Bedford

New Bedford is another ghetto city filled with drug dealers and gangs. I visited there as a tourist and got robbed at gun point in broad daylight. Be careful what areas you go to especially, the South & Westends of it.

Don't walk the streets of New Bedford MA, with out a gun, or with money and jewlery.

by BIGMANON CAMPUS July 2, 2008

age before beauty

a passive aggressive way for a less attractive, older person to insinuate they're betting looking than someone else while "being nice."

You go first, beautiful person. Age before beauty.

by scarlit March 14, 2019

the i before e rule

I BEFORE E EXCEPT AFTER C
BS

..this rule is BS

seizing??? just one of MANY examples where the i before e rule doesnt work.
hah what now..

by mikesatlol November 7, 2007

baffoonski

A person that is extremely lurk-ish and is sort of a blithering idiot. Usually, when this person enters your field of vision, you will feel a sudden urge to shoot them in the face or beat them to death with frozen walrus uteri.

Lukas: Damn, did you just see that huge cross-eyed ho looking at me holding your new guinea pig?

Summar: Yeah, we better put him back in his cage before the ho snatches and eats him.

Lukas: Jesus, she ruined all the fun. What a baffoonski.

by theswaggacrew March 18, 2010

Baffoonary

Chaos and shenanigins caused by Baffoons.

"Another mess caused by night shifts baffoonary!!"

by SteveSnowdog May 6, 2013

Befoe

Canada's unofficial national breed of cattle. Unofficially.

Distinguished by their short or nonexistant ears and sometimes shorter tails that are part of their winter hardiness. Helpful in cold Canadian winters.

"That cow has no ears! What breed is she?"
"She's a Befoe."

by Eareigna March 4, 2014

Bedford

Bedford, is the epitome of an eccentric, caring, thoughtful, and wise soul. Hyper involved and hyper passionate, seeking companionship. Strong protector and as loyal as they come, Bedfords will always be there for you no matter the odds. Extraordinarily strong for their height, you wouldn't want to find yourself pitted against him. He tends to copy every one else's styles barring the one that matters, the hairstyle. Bedford's are always down for the physical exchanges life has to offer. If you ever find yourself lucky enough to have a Bedford as your best friend you'll never have to worry about experiencing a cold winter night or a scary movie without snuggles again. The ultimate tactician and a man of infinite resources and sagacity. An outdoors-man to his core, one with his ever-present tomahawk, and excited for any challenge nature presents. Keep your friends close, keep your Bedford's closer.

Group: "I wonder if we could go explor- *Bedford halfway into abandoned building* -e that..."
Group: "Bedford no."
Bedford: "yes"

by _ChickenWing2HamBone_ January 25, 2019