When a girl's pussy lips are so loose they slap together and sound like a beaver slapping his tail on something.
by DA FREAKEN COCKBLASTER January 01, 2008
A superhero derived from a love of Beavers. Growing up with beavers ensured beaver boys talented superhero skills, beaver like features and love for beavers. (He is often teamed up with his fellow sexual superhero, Llama Lady.) Together they fight their evil nemesis, Goat Girl! Damn her and her goatee!
by Llama Ladies Secret Identity July 19, 2009
Beaver fever is a terrible disease transmitted by beavers. Once a human catches it, the poor victim will slowly transform into a beaver. One knows when he has it when his two front teeth are longer than they should be and when he violently bites wood.
My brother is violently biting our wodden dinner table. HE IS BECOMING A FRIKIN BEAVER, he has beaver fever
by LKJOIJKL September 22, 2008
Since "beaver" is a term, commonly used to refer to a woman's vagina, this refers to a woman that has a "big" beaver.
by Panchoman Jr. November 03, 2006
The act of rubbing a vagina onto a face of an individual. But the twist to the matter is that the vagina has not been cleaned for three weeks.
by 1998288439934839382 January 16, 2010
'Wills Mum always Liked Tuesdays when the Milkman would start with an entree of Beaver Bisque.!! Before she partaked in some Sword Swallowing.
by KockyKarlos August 10, 2006
When you're pounding a girl in the dumper (or asshole, as it's called in the medical profession), then right before you're about to go, you spit on the back of her head so she thinks you've gone. When she turns around, you cum on her face, rip out her pubs and throw them on her face so they stick, and she'll resemble an angry beaver.
J-unit: i gave this bitch an angry beaver last night
Guy: haha man that's totally TITS!
Girl: you guys shouldn't talk like that it's degrading to women.
Guy: well that may be, but why should i trust something that bleeds for five days and doesn't die?
J-unit: plus it's funny as fuck!
Guy: have you tried the avalanche? where you cum in her face and push her down the stairs?
Guy: haha man that's totally TITS!
Girl: you guys shouldn't talk like that it's degrading to women.
Guy: well that may be, but why should i trust something that bleeds for five days and doesn't die?
J-unit: plus it's funny as fuck!
Guy: have you tried the avalanche? where you cum in her face and push her down the stairs?
by hobsonator September 13, 2007