barking spider

Fart ... also known as "barking wall spider"

Dude, what was that noise?
Dunno ... could have been a barking wall spider

by big lund July 17, 2003

baking cookies

The act of inserting ones nuts into a girls vigina, while the penis is left out.

I was baking cookies when this bitch pussy farted all over my nuts.

by farting machine man July 30, 2008

Barindar

A fat-person that only insults, disses, fuck around with other people

OMG... BILLY when the fuck did u become Barindar?? I am the only one that can be BARINDAR... FUCK U BILLY.. your gay... you wish I was so you would be all over me...EVERYONE WON WANTS TO BE A BARINDAR...@!!

by ACCENT November 10, 2004

barking pumpkin

a loud expulsion of gas, loud vocal flatulence

Peg was mortified when a barking pumpkin leapt from her shorts after Mike bought her a chili dog.

by Bruce R April 28, 2008

barking spider eggs

Shit. Plain and simple

That damn barking spider has been following me around all day, now I'm gonna have to go drop off that nest of barking spider eggs

by masta dragon red March 1, 2010

Barking Crab

When one excretes feces and is straddled by another, excreting feces between ones legs.. all feet must be touching the ground.

"I had to wipe the shit off my balls, because my lady and i did the barking crab last night"

by Beefmasterconan August 16, 2011

Bargine cunt

adjective- refers to the act of enloping with a lady who has the same expectations about the relationship as you.

1)'...and so all she wants is sex'
2)that's a bargine cunt.

by ben November 16, 2003