birthday balloon surprise

The act getting everyone at a party to cum inside of a ballon,

"Everyone come over here and cum into this balloon for the birthday boy" said jim.
"I love when someone does a birthday balloon surprise over my head"

"Pop"went the balloon.

"Oh wow thanks love you guys" yelled the birthday boy

by Fist me dad but pleazd dont cu December 11, 2016

Yellow Balloon

When you piss into a balloon and throw it at somebody

I threw a yellow balloon at that kid

by Michael the nub June 09, 2018

balloon cider

redneck hard cider made from putting yeast, sugar, and juice inside a jug with a balloon on top and letting it ferment

“hey did you try billybob’s new batch of balloon cider” “oh hell yeah jimmy it sure was tasty”

by Everyyone February 05, 2018

Weather Ballooning

Women in relationships floating a lot of hot air in search of stormy weather in their relationships. Often accusing their significant other of “Gaslighting” so as to manipulate situations to their end.

My girlfriend is always Weather Ballooning our relationship by fabricating issues to try and manipulate me to do what she wants.

by Jussthefax May 19, 2021

The Hot Air Balloon

Only possible when a man has a foreskin. The hot air balloon is when a person spreads the foreskin of a penis and proceeds to blow dry their glans while simultaneously inflating the foreskin similar to a hot-air-balloon.

Got a little bored with my usual jerking habits, decided to do the hot air balloon last night.

by ding_dong_consumer May 28, 2021

Water Balloon Fight

When a guy wraps a balloon over his dick, then he jizzes in someone's ass, ties off the balloon, and they fart it out, which usually causes it to pop. Get others involved and it's a water balloon fight!

Dude, Amanda is bored, should we get together and have a water balloon fight?

by Smash0605 June 25, 2022

making balloon animals

When two men cross penis's and try to bend and twist them around one another.

I walked in on Kevin and Dave making balloon animals

by Dudeman2007 September 27, 2021