Bovarian Balloon

This is the act of jizzing inside of a condom during sexual intercourse, pulling out, blowing up the condom like a balloon (with the cum still inside of the condom) and popping it in front of the girl's face

Man 1: Yo! I heard about what you did last night! Did you really give that chick a Bovarian Balloon?!
Man 2: You heard right, dawg! Jizz went everywhere. So much better than a facial.

by All Hail King Mathyall December 17, 2014

Fluorescent balloon

A fat policeman (primarily in the UK). Usually traffic.

Look at that fluorescent balloon booking that guy over there. Too many fucking donuts.

by Monkeystrangler August 31, 2013

Balloon trunks

When your boner creates air pockets in your shorts while you’re in a pool or

FUCK DUDE I GOT BALLOON TRUNKS BECAUSE ELF THIS DAMN BONER

by Doritoking13 August 17, 2019

Portuguese water balloon

The act of urinating into a woman’s vagina during intercourse.

“ I am going to give you a Portuguese water balloon, if you complain one more time!”

by Twistedmed141 October 27, 2023

Ballooned

You put your dick in a girls pussy flacid then letting in get enlarge and get hard.

I just ballooned that girl last night.

by Unknown Zer0 October 18, 2018

Spongebob Balloon

Spongebob Balloon walks in a store and also very scary11!!11!

Person 1: omg did you see that spongebob balloon meme??!!
Person 2: yes it's very creepy!!!!!!!111

by real_brobgonal June 23, 2022

Englishman balloon

The act of inserting a water hose inside your partner's vagina and/or rectum, pump water inside and then seal the opening by inserting your penis or sex toy into the water filled orifice. To close the act the actor must deflate the balloon by pressing down on the partner's belly.

Last night I used your mom to accomplish an englishman balloon. She could take in so much water she looked pregnant!

by Canadianfkr December 29, 2016