When Bald Jesus and Muscular Twat Waffle's lust for each other has reached its peak and they can no longer hold back. Bald Jesus spreads Muscular Twat Waffle wide open, on their shared desk, and goes to town. Pumping him full of his unicorn juices all in the hopes that Muscular Twat Waffle will white claw all over his face.
Bald Jesus: I Gay Bald Eagled with Muscular Twat Waffle last night, he saw the father, the son and the holy ghost.
by DoingTheLordsWork January 28, 2023
Get the Gay Bald Eaglemug. the most show stopping, s*xy, all around fabulous creature ever full stop.
think dora the explorer but like with no hair
think dora the explorer but like with no hair
by bald dora March 5, 2021
Get the bald doramug. That area on the back of a mans head generally named Sterling that is lacking hair. Can be seen from over 20 feet away. Sometimes it is also shiny.
by Bigdaddy81 December 21, 2017
Get the Bald spotmug. by Potetstappe March 15, 2018
Get the baldsmug. A cocktail for the man who’s lost his hair but not his edge. Consists of whiskey (to remind you of your rugged youth), ginger beer and soda water (because metabolism is a myth after 30), and a squeeze of lime (for zest, because life sure isn’t giving you any).
It’s half bold, half bubbly, and 100% proof that you can be smooth up top and still spicy below.
It’s half bold, half bubbly, and 100% proof that you can be smooth up top and still spicy below.
Axel slammed his empty glass on the bar and shouted, “I said I wanted a Bald and Skinny, not to argue with one!” — right before squaring up with the actual bald, skinny bartender who’d just cut him off.
by BrianEatWorld June 25, 2025
Get the Bald and Skinnymug. by Sweet Cheeks the og June 7, 2023
Get the Simons Bald Spotmug. person 1: did you see that black as shit dude over there?
person 2: yeah he is a bald noob lmao xd xd
person 2: yeah he is a bald noob lmao xd xd
by indiancunt29 April 26, 2023
Get the bald noobmug.