When a high-ranking official with a notably bald head has to publicly deny knowledge of a scandal they definitely knew about. The shinier the head under the press conference lights, the bigger the lie. Often characterized by excessive sweating, dramatic hand gestures, and promises to "investigate" things they've been CC'd on for years.
The Mayor called a bald head press conference to explain how he 'just learned' about the corruption in his own administration. His head was so shiny you could see the reporters' reflections.
by Caia Tech July 1, 2025
Get the Bald Head Press Conferencemug. Bald Hillary is a funny girl who is very cute and is missy and is very very bald and is related to Jocelyn and Sierra.
by Bald Hillary October 26, 2020
Get the Bald Hillarymug. by DeezNutzAreJuicy April 5, 2022
Get the Cris is baldmug. 
Get the bald watermug. The feeling when you are seeding and you breath in too much of a whiff of Aqua ammonia, and your nose hurts, but also feels like all the hairs are gone because they burned off.
by 25lilh October 17, 2022
Get the Nose Baldmug. by Joe Noe May 16, 2016
Get the bald ass honkeymug.