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Shitty Bacon

When you purchase bacon from the store and you get home and open it and realize it contains more fat than lean meat. Also can be used as an analogy for something that inconveniences you or tragically alters your life. Often used during fits of frustration and rage.
I had to change a flat tire on the side of the freeway in the rain!That's some shitty bacon!
by Craig Pottorf November 12, 2007
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Bacon number

A word that Samuel L Jackson gets offended by.
One of the most searched questions about him on his autocomplete wired interview: "Samuel L Jackson bacon number"
When he gets asked this he states "what the f*ck is a bacon number; what is that"
by @Siamesefrog October 18, 2019
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Smokey Bacon

Putting 2 fingers into your girlfriends nostrils and pulling her nose upward whilst doing her doggy style, thus making her look like a piggy thus smoking the bacon or smokey bacon
last night i pulled a smokey bacon on my girl, she was not happy
by jamesthebaconsmoker August 2, 2011
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i'm not into bacon

A descreet way to say "I'm not into guys"
"Baby you're mistaken, I'm not into bacon"
-The Vamps- I found a girl-
by The fangirl freak February 1, 2017
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beat the bacon

Where you jack off your lovers dick while your lover wears a pig mask after ejaculating your lovers shits in your mouth and make out right after
The whole night last night I beat the bacon with Nick
by Underc_overdude April 15, 2020
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bacon aficionado

Women who love sex with men only.
Bacon aficionado, Bacon guru, Bacon eater, Bacon beater, Bacon lover
Bacon aficionado, Bacon guru, Bacon eater, Bacon beater, Bacon lover
by Tigermeat October 6, 2013
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Jacob Bacon

Jacob Bacon loves to say XD
by Bacon Man XD jacob July 15, 2019
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