When you purchase bacon from the store and you get home and open it and realize it contains more fat than lean meat. Also can be used as an analogy for something that inconveniences you or tragically alters your life. Often used during fits of frustration and rage.
by Craig Pottorf November 12, 2007

A word that Samuel L Jackson gets offended by.
One of the most searched questions about him on his autocomplete wired interview: "Samuel L Jackson bacon number"
One of the most searched questions about him on his autocomplete wired interview: "Samuel L Jackson bacon number"
by @Siamesefrog October 18, 2019

Putting 2 fingers into your girlfriends nostrils and pulling her nose upward whilst doing her doggy style, thus making her look like a piggy thus smoking the bacon or smokey bacon
by jamesthebaconsmoker August 2, 2011

by The fangirl freak February 1, 2017

Where you jack off your lovers dick while your lover wears a pig mask after ejaculating your lovers shits in your mouth and make out right after
by Underc_overdude April 15, 2020

Women who love sex with men only.
Bacon aficionado, Bacon guru, Bacon eater, Bacon beater, Bacon lover
Bacon aficionado, Bacon guru, Bacon eater, Bacon beater, Bacon lover
by Tigermeat October 6, 2013

by Bacon Man XD jacob July 15, 2019
