Women loitering around a dock, hoping to get on a boat. Likely scantily clad, possibly drunk, accessorized with wine bottles, have already taken off their stilettos, will say anything, and unlikely to buy their own drinks. Still - remember: No means No. #MeToo
by Hammervision August 4, 2018
Get the boat licemug. When you commit to attend an event (such as a party or work function) then opt out of your commitment for a very weak or inexcusably lame reason.
A generic description used when you do not know where a person is at that current moment.
A generic description used when you do not know where a person is at that current moment.
Example: "I told my friend Sarah that I would go with her to trim her dog's toenails, but then I boat showed her. That bitch was crazy to ever think I would help her do that. Sheesh."
Example: "The babysitter boat showed us tonight."
Example: "Is the IT guy around? I really need him to look at my laptop computer which died again."
"I think the IT guy is at a boat show."
Example: "The babysitter boat showed us tonight."
Example: "Is the IT guy around? I really need him to look at my laptop computer which died again."
"I think the IT guy is at a boat show."
by HoneyBoatShow February 11, 2013
Get the Boat Showmug. To cause harm to a person, animal, or thing with disruptive movements of one's body while said one is sleeping.
Matt was spinning around, flailing, and bug-boating all night on the couch and broke my bong that was sitting on the coffee table! How did he not wake up?!!!
by Buttermir February 13, 2020
Get the Bug-boatingmug. by baysil September 8, 2023
Get the tennis boatmug. A girl or woman that hangs around bars and restaurants where wealthy men dock their boats—hoping to score a “Captain!”
by dbm.93 May 26, 2019
Get the boat flymug. A female or females whom expect free rides on your boat while drinking your alcohol.
(They might bring a couple white claws/seltzers)
Only want to be your “friend” during boating season then go right back to thot hibernation once the bikinis are gone.
Act like your boat is theirs while their only boating knowledge is that it’s practically a buoyant slutty dance pad to prove their daddy problems.
No “boat girl” actually owns their own boat.
(They might bring a couple white claws/seltzers)
Only want to be your “friend” during boating season then go right back to thot hibernation once the bikinis are gone.
Act like your boat is theirs while their only boating knowledge is that it’s practically a buoyant slutty dance pad to prove their daddy problems.
No “boat girl” actually owns their own boat.
Experienced captain-“Don’t date a boat girl, twice as expensive as a normal girl with half the reward”
Boat girl “OMG!! It’s getting warm, when are we going boating?!”
Boat girl “turn the music up!”
“Turn the music down!”
“I want to play my music!”
“Do this!”
“Do that!”
“Why?”
“Do you have any liquor?”
Boat girl “OMG!! It’s getting warm, when are we going boating?!”
Boat girl “turn the music up!”
“Turn the music down!”
“I want to play my music!”
“Do this!”
“Do that!”
“Why?”
“Do you have any liquor?”
by T-bird10 March 29, 2022
Get the Boat girlmug. Similar to a turtle head, a boat knob is a small piece of poo, that has emerged from the anus, while the rest of said poo is still submerged inside the rectum.
Bogan 1: Oi where's the dunny cunt I got a boat knob hangin out.
Bogan 2: Down the hall and to the right you filthy cunt.
Bogan 2: Down the hall and to the right you filthy cunt.
by Crumbed Cutlets March 31, 2016
Get the boat knobmug.