Blue Judy

The act of masturbating with your tears while watching Judge Judy.

I was so sad about my deluxe cable package being canceled, so I gave myself a blue judy.

by Judge Judy brown May 14, 2015

blue cheesecake

Just cheesecake but it’s blue.

Damn, that blue cheesecake was probably 5000 calories per bite!

by CaptThomas April 18, 2019

Blue Tomato

blue tomato (n):

1. A pointless phrase consisting of an adjective and a verb, synthesized with the intention of making satire of the other words on Urban Dictionary
2. A meaningless phrase dedicated for null use and general stupidity

David asked Jerry to give him a blue tomato. Jerry was confused.

by xxxjerrysuxcoxndix69xxx July 27, 2016

Blue lunch

When a Smurf vomits

Papa smurf ate some bad sushi then had a blue lunch

by goose attack May 6, 2017

Blue reflector

A game where while driving at night, usually with a group, every time you see a blue reflector on the road you put your hand to the ceiling of the car and yell "BLUE REFLECTOR". Last person to say it has to remove a piece of clothing.

"I got that bitch butt naked playing blue reflector last night on the back roads"

by Ladida June 23, 2013

Blue Tool

The knob that is yapping loudly on his blue tooth while his eyes dart around hoping to find someone listening in to overhear him “move and shake” because all the difference makers are in a Wal-Mart midmorning in their khakis yapping on their cell phones.

Guy #1: Check out this douche yapping on his cell phone.

Guy #2: That’s no douche, that’s a blue tool.

by Nickola15 July 13, 2010

Jolly Blue

When a girl sucks on a blue jolly rancher, and then decides to go down on you making your dick look like Papa Smurf's.

Jasper - "Hey Hannah are you done sucking on that blue jolly rancher?"
Hannah- "Yeah, I'm ready to give you a Jolly Blue"

by Jumpsie February 26, 2018