Batting the Bishop.

Wanking. Masturbating. Wrestling the One Eyed Monster.

Aw man, I spent all morning Batting the Bishop.

by Mark Unthank January 20, 2009

polishing the one-eyed bishop

Male masturbation

Freddy was late for Junior High, again, he must have been polishing the one-eyed bishop.

by CelVal December 1, 2013

worship the bishop

to vigorously strangle the shaft of the male's penis in a fluent up and down motion until the male ejaculates in the name of the lord

are you going to worship the bishop today?

by marqueezy April 2, 2017

Bishamon

Sexiest monkey ALIVE.

You're no Bishamon, that's for sure.

by BishamonSama October 21, 2008

Bishness

A show of appeal or favor, especially toward gained attributes or accomplishments

David: Wow man, that chick was totally checking me out!
Joe: Dude, that's so bishness!

by PivotDZ April 3, 2009

bishfriend

your bitchy friend
a person you like that bitches and complains all the time

Kayla was such a bishfriend, she complained about everything!

by fuckyougudge February 3, 2014

Bishlet

A Fake Person, Another word for a backstabber, a spoiled brat, Another word for complete and absolute asshole.

"My Ex-best friend tried to get between me and my man. She became a bishlet in my book."

by Sket420 August 12, 2018