Any Sunday night that falls before a Monday holiday. The Wednesday before thanksgiving is bastard Friday. The Fourth of July can cause various illegitimate weekend days.
In the case of a Monday holiday. The Sunday night before becomes an illegitimate non work night. Or bastard Saturday.
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I love to basturbate. I used to just rub my clit vigorously with my son's sippy cup, but now I fill up my Turkey baster with grease and gravy and go to town. It's great because I can squeeze it back out into a bowl in time for dinner.
by Magical Magistrate June 23, 2019
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All the bastards are in one room, it’s so BASTARD SZN!!!
Henry: Yo what szn is it?
Cale: Dude it’s BASTARD SZN!
Henry: You’re such a bastard Cale
All the bastards are in one room, it’s so BASTARD SZN!!!
Henry: Yo what szn is it?
Cale: Dude it’s BASTARD SZN!
Henry: You’re such a bastard Cale
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