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Thirst Balloon

The inflated ego a presumably attractive woman receives from thirsty dudes who follow her on social media.
Omg did you see how many likes Stacy got on that picture with the low cut shirt? Her thirst balloon is so inflated right now.
by Jasperlover435 June 30, 2016
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Booty Balloon

Before anal sex, prepping the anal opening by inserting a flat size 1-3 soccer ball (or something of similar size), then inflating with a manual pump until preferred width. Once preferred psi is reached, slowly release the air, and remove the object from the anus. After being prepped, now indulge in anal sex.
Prepare me using a Booty Balloon.
by freakyballoonpump13 July 8, 2025
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Pop my balloon

When you been showing someone fake love and affection then behind there back treating them like shit similar to gaslighting or love bombing.
This guy really wants to pop my balloon *kinky*
by Thispagewasmadeforme November 6, 2020
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Balloon

Amazing Childhood toy. You throw it up to the ceiling and watch it fall and hit it. And repeat. An amazing toy. It can also float, stick to a wall, etc. It was a great toy to play with your friends.
Friend: Hey, it's a balloon.
Me: Ah. Childhood memories.

Friend: SAMEEE!
by HellInferno November 8, 2021
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Weather Ballooning

Women in relationships floating a lot of hot air in search of stormy weather in their relationships. Often accusing their significant other of “Gaslighting” so as to manipulate situations to their end.
My girlfriend is always Weather Ballooning our relationship by fabricating issues to try and manipulate me to do what she wants.
by Jussthefax May 19, 2021
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ballooning

when you jerk off, and another person gives you a blowjob whilst inhaling and exhaling, making your mouth seem as a balloon. Whenever your hand gets to the persons face it hits them really hard.
by notbamb May 29, 2024
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Balloon

When you are so horny that you feel you are about to pop down there. Like you need to release everything down there or else you can no longer hold in your desires.
I haven’t masturbated in a few weeks and I feel I’m growing a balloon
by Queerjade47 April 14, 2020
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