Trouser Ballerina

Male genital, penis, dick, cock, manhood, meatstick, one-eyed snake, Peepee, shaft, wang, etc.

Trouser Ballerina. See Trouser Snake.

Tina: I'm gonna ask Brad to go to the dance with me.
Stephanie: Don't get your hopes up. I bet he has a small Trouser ballerina.

by ChuLolli January 18, 2010

Spider Balled

When something unexpected happens and your sack sucks up into a giant raisin and your testicles join your atom's apple in the throat.

Wanna go swimming?

No, we'll get spider balled.

by OwlTurtleMeerkat October 7, 2010

indiana ballet

The high concentration of strip clubs in northwest Indiana. It sounds better to say we're off to the ballet rather than we're off to a bunch of tittie joints

The Indiana Ballet was delightful last night. I felt the use of lighting was especially wonderful

by Bucky F Badger May 21, 2014

Most Baller

The act of being so chill and bad-ass to the point at which your actions are considered to be done at the highest level of baller-ness. You are also considered to be complete gangster. Anything you say or do is always legit.

Adam: Yo Josh did you see Ricky drifting that civic in the parking lot last night?!?
Josh: Yeah man! He was most baller!
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John: Yo Dylan! I heard that Steve broke out in a dance battle with Carlos at the party last night!
Dylan: Yeah Dude! He got all the ladies after he won that!
John: Damn dude, thats most baller.

by thecooldragon2102 June 1, 2016

savage baller

A basketball player who is a savage and can ball.
A person who plays any sport withe the word ball in it is a savage baller as long as their good.

"She's a savage baller"
"I'm a savage baller"
"Are you a savage baller?"

by Savage baller February 14, 2017

Nitty Baller

A nitty baller is one who has a nitty lifestyle whilst actually having the money to back their drug habits.

AJ: We’re nitty ballers you know bro?
Ethan: We’ve been through 12 bags of cocaine!
AJ: But it’s all paid for, my sweet boy.

by Nittyboyballer October 10, 2019

Kodie Baller

Kodie Baller is the real god. We should worship him instead of Jesus. His orange ranga hair floats in the wind like a cloud in the sky. Kodie Baller's masculinity makes anyone instantly horny. He is considered to be the biggest baller anyone has any seen and could instantly turn anyone gay if they weren't before from his hot sexy body. sexy

Friend 1 " yooo that ranga over ther is pretty good at basketball"
Friend 2 " yeah hes so sexy he makes me want to read aloud the decleration of independence....."
Friend 1 "...........'
Friend 2 "WHEN in the Course of human Events it becomes necessary for one People to dissolve the Political Bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the Powers of the Earth the separate & equal Station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent Respect to the Opinions of Mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the Separation.

uing invariably the same object, evinces a design to reduce them under absolute despotism, it is their right, it is their duty to throw off such of a free people who mean to be free. Future ages will scarcely believe that the hardiness of one man adventured, within the short compass of twelve years only, to lay a foundation so broad & so undisguised for tyranny over a people fostered & fixed in principles of freedom.

And for the support of this declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of divine providence we mutually pledge to each other our lives, our fortunes, & our sacred honor."
Friend 1 " yo what the fuck"
Friend 2 " Kodie baller = president 2020"

by used oatmeal December 24, 2019