Bailey

A crazy fangirl who reads fanfic 24 hours a day. She's nice sometimes... she also bites people.

Hey what was bailey doing at lunch?

Reading fanfic.

by jungSHOOKie March 27, 2017

Bailey

A Bailey is the most beautiful girl you'll ever meet. Her personality will blow you out of this world. She's really nice even if she doesn't look like it she really cares about you. And she's really funny not only in the way she talks but also in the way she acts. It's the little thing she does that will make you fall in love with her.

Bailey is fucking amazing.

by Somanycolors June 6, 2019

baily

the sexiest dude you will ever meet with the biggest dick and is funny and cool

baily is sexy

by wuahdh July 17, 2019

bailey

she is pretty asf brown hair, brown eyes, dyes her hair often, wears trendy clothing, and just overall is perfect

you need yourself a bailey.

by yeeyee8809 November 16, 2019

Stroking Bailey

When you masturbate while watching "It's a Wonderful Life" You sick fuck, you.

Ah, December 24th rolls around, and my hand heads south. Time to get down to stroking bailey, in utter shame.

by Murphy Nichols November 28, 2006

Captain Bailout

Fuckin' loser friend who wants to hang but bails out at the last second usually using a gay excuse.

8:30 pm: Me to other friend - "Me and Captain Bailout are supposed to meet up at Sharkey's around 10 o' clock"

9:55 pm: Captain Bailout - "Dude, I can't make it. I have to (insert gay-ass excuse here). Catch up with you next time."

by Martyisruling December 8, 2007

tubby bait

tub'∙bee bait n.
Anything that can be or is used to lure in the tubby by taunting with a food that is terrribly high in fat, usu. by the American government in a order to capture and force them into exercise programs.

Tubby Man: "Hey, do you see a twinkie hanging from that tree?"
Not-tubby Man: "Yes, but be careful! I think that could just be tubby bait!"
Tubby Man: "Oh well, it's about time for my third mid-morning snack anyway."

by Sgt Mayor Bee April 14, 2009