apple watch

A smart watch made by Apple that makes you pay around 500 dollars so you don't have to pull your phone out of your pocket. Also pretty overpriced.

Is that the new apple watch? It's so cool! Yeah, but I'm broke now. At least I have fun spinning that wheel thing.

by SuperAstronomyNerd March 9, 2015

apple pie

woman's pussy that it's warm like apple pie..

I got to taste Jeannine S apple pie,it was so sweet.

by justin f April 25, 2004

angry at apple

Emotion experienced by nearly all iPod users and Mac owners. Not to be confused with the emotion felt by Mac gamers

Man 1: Omfg, I'm so angry at apple.
Man 2: You own an iPod.

by Michael Mendoza June 14, 2006

apple computer

In the beginning Apple said, "Let there be home and educational computers and let them be totally proprietary and we shall make tons of money." And they were pretty good. Then IBM said, "Lets build some small business computers and make the achitecture completely open and lots of people will make lots of money and we'll create a whole industry." They were good, too. Then Apple said, "IBM is an evil empire. Apple computers are for the rest of us." All I have to say is IBM gave birth to Dell, Compaq, ATI, etc., etc., and (unfortunately) turned Microsoft into a real evil empire. What has Apple done except try to enrich themselves?

PC's for people who prefer exclusivity to practicality.

by Wonder Dog July 6, 2003

big apple, The

New York City

by M-easy July 5, 2003

Apple-American

A demographic term referring to Macintosh computer users. Preferred over the pejorative term, “Mac People.”

Everytime I go over to the graphic design department I see all kinds of Apple-Americans nestled behind their monitors.

by Special K July 28, 2004

Apple Boner

What you get when you are subscribe (usually blindly) to all products Apple, while at the same time being completely dismissive of any competition (no matter how superior). This usually involves blind allegiance to any new Apple product or release regardless of the exorbitant sticker price.

"My apple boner was raging when I heard about ios5, but went down to half-mast when I learned of Steve Jobs' death"

"I totally got an Apple boner for the Ipad even though it's basically an over-sized Ipod Touch."

by StinkyCologne October 18, 2011