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Andres

He works at a smoothie place and plays guitar. He doesn’t get a lot of girls but he always has at least one girl completely in love with him.
That’s the Andres, the boy you like? He looks so much worse in person.
by HasMoreWisdomThanUrWisdomTeeth February 24, 2019
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Andre

Andre means manly and warrior. He is quite a chill guy, but when you get to know him he can be a whole different person. He is also a beast in the bedroom and he makes the ladies go crazy. Andre is also very good at video games and sports, anything in general.
Andre, guys wanna be like him and girls wanna be with him.
by MadLadder69 November 23, 2021
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andre

andre is a kind, athletic, moderately self-absorbed cat lover who only eats sweets and boiled vegetables. Andre loves to party it up every Sunday morning at church. Andre is obsessed with the gym and tends to attract people with feet fetishes, usually of the same sex. On Instagram, you will find him through his myriad of weirdly-angled selfies. His best friends are books and he's secretly the biggest Swiftie you'll ever meet.
He passed out after one drink. That guy's such an Andre!
by vanessah09876 November 23, 2021
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Andres

Andres is a man whore and will fein off of your shit, and will lick in between your toes. He also likes to cuddle and skin your dogs. So when you see Andres you should run the other way. Andres is also in love with Black Bread the Pirates.
Andres is so scary! He bit my toe nails off while I was sleeping.
by Dare January 7, 2022
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Andres

Andres is the type of person that will support you as a friend, bestfriend, or as your boyfriend, if you meet andres hes really cool to hang out with he likes sports and sometimes hes rude but if you ever meet an andres you will not regret it at all because he is an amazing person and he is really fun. Having andres as a friend, bestfriend(btf), or boyfriend will be the best thing to do and youll be the happiest person if you get to meet him.
Andres kuuuu
by Lizzy.g May 31, 2018
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slamming Andre

When the process of stripping and making your bed and washing the sheets is as arduous and difficult as Hogan slamming Andre the Giant at WrestleMania III, usually because of a small cluttered room and a bed being against the wall.
It's the weekend, which means I have time to do laundry and clean my room. Looking forward to slamming Andre against the wall.
by I mean, yeah March 2, 2020
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Andres

yeet lord. thats some feels bad man. basically a dude who thinks he will become a calvin klein underwear model. Has big penisses, multiple. Fortnite athlete. hermaphrodity. Black sometimes white tho. depends on how much sunn. plays league of legends with gaymer gurlz$!!! Nike adidas colombia gucci hermes fashionista icon. thinks he can rap. Bad luck with teacher ladys but gets coochie. Has a dog. eats salads for breakfasts. cup of noodle for life!!!! Latino minority low income first generation english second language child of immigrant field workers, likes beans and tortillas, plays soccer sometimes thinks he is christiano ronaldo. goes to nerd school. dated drop out (thats some feels bad man)
Andres has swole penis

thats why he dated a drop out
Flex on them hoes
gucci gang
by nigga naye nayer September 6, 2018
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