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andre

andre is a kind, athletic, moderately self-absorbed cat lover who only eats sweets and boiled vegetables. Andre loves to party it up every Sunday morning at church. Andre is obsessed with the gym and tends to attract people with feet fetishes, usually of the same sex. On Instagram, you will find him through his myriad of weirdly-angled selfies. His best friends are books and he's secretly the biggest Swiftie you'll ever meet.

He passed out after one drink. That guy's such an Andre!

by vanessah09876 November 23, 2021