Albertina

A brown haired and brown eyed girl who is a wanna-be.
She is the type of person that pretends to be your friend then will go behind your back and tell everyone your secrets (most likely to be BS) just to try and be popular because she is a self-centered bitch who only gives a shit about herself and wil never succede in life.

Fuck! Albertina's making up rumors again!
Wow she's such a bitch!

by carma's a bitch June 10, 2010

albert

albert is literally the fattest piece of shit you will ever see. lives in his mom's basement with an Xbox 360 and a short redhead like a little bitch. He sits around eating Cheetos and diet coke while yelling into his 3$ earbuds at the enemy. calling them nerds and n****rs and other slurs.

Dude that Albert kid smells so bad!

by Beanos_ September 24, 2019

Alberto

annoying nerd, glasses, short, weak, always loses at arm wrestling. what people would describe a ¨boomer¨

He is such an Alberto like GODDAMN STFU

by wedontgafaboutthatbitch November 11, 2019

Albertan Hob Goblin

When a guy kicks out both legs of his girl and when she starts standing up and shes on her knees he punches and breaks her nose so she looks like a short ugly Hob Goblin

Tim: Stacy was being such a bitch that I up and gave her a Albertan Hob Goblin!

Jim: That shits weak bro

by jekkie bates October 24, 2007

Albert Campbell

Only the best hockey player in the north east.
Sexy, awesome, and just all around perfect

You will never be an Albert Campbell.

by hdfsdsa January 6, 2008

alderchokie

something girls called beth believe is the subsitute for artichoke in the phrase "okey dokey artichoke". its not alderchokiem, its artichoke.

"hey beth, do you want to get some pie ?"
"okey dokey alderchokie"
"umm i believe its artichoke"
"no, even look it up on urban dictionary !"

by not beth -_- December 20, 2008

Abnerville

The Aces, found as an off-cast on the side of the road, some 30+ years ago. Henceforth, they have been reeking havok across southern Maine. First, terrorizing "Beanboot" then carrying that forward into "The Boys of Summah". The 2nd of 2, 4-peats. Rules have been made to defeat them, and they cause grown men to cry and wallow in their vomitous results, that never measure up. They try and try only to fail, like worms on a rainy day.

The villagers were hoping the over thrown evil tyrant was gone for good, and the new king would bring calm with his Abnerville.

by PickledBeets November 6, 2010