african river dancers

African river dancer is a term used to describe dancers that clap their hands and stomp their feet in an attempt to achieve a percussion like beat.

example one: (in the theaters) "Stomp the Yard", "How She Move"

example two: (at high school during a pep rally) "Oh man, look at all those african river dancers goin at it in the gym, yo!"

by mrskitty November 13, 2007

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african toad wrench

It is when you take a shat in a woman's throat and then stick your penis inside and fuck them

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by Jeffrey Jacob Moore May 19, 2014

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South African Pistol Draw

To constantly have your pistol ready in your hand, to fend off murderous attackers. The South African Pistol Draw is not actually a "Draw" in the traditional sense, but rather a constant state of preparedness in an understandable and justified constant fear for your own life and the lives of your loved ones. Due to the high prevalence of violent crime in South Africa, not only is a gun a necessity; but constantly having the gun immediately available in your hand to fend off violent murderers is never a bad idea either.

Chad: "They broke into my uncle's house last night at gunpoint to murder him and rape his wife, but he "one upped" them with the South African Pistol draw!"
Vusi: "Lekker! Those fools had it coming."
Chad: "Yeah, apparently there are companies that specialize in cleaning up the mess at violent crime scenes..Big business, it happens so often."
Vusi: "Lucky your uncle knew the South African Pistol Draw, else they'd be scraping "his" brains off the walls and not the criminals.."
Chad: "Damn straight! ..And worse for my aunt.."

Kayleigh: "Guys, stop being so negatiiiiiive! This is a beautiful country and.."

Chad + Vusi: "Yes, yes, sunshine and rainbow nation! Blah blah bullshit.. It's not like the country has a Pistol Draw named after it or anything.. Right?"

by JohnDaniels May 13, 2015

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That's some African Shit Bih

When an event that typically occurs in Africa happens to you.

That's some African Shit Bih, that only happens in Africa right there.
Joe: My dude look at that big bee, It's almost the size of a football.
Shai: Damn, that some African shit Bih

by JohnHorpe March 20, 2017

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