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Alyssa Gianola

The biggest pot head in all of the US. Her red hair and fire pubes are beautiful and are as bright as the sun! According to one source her butthole resembles a butterfly!
Anyone in the Locker room: It smells like that zaza in here, Alyssa Gianola must be near by!
by Meowmeowhi January 17, 2023
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Alyssa

Alyssa she has the prettiest smile and the funniest jokes when she walks in to a room you just have to stop and stare bc she is just drop dead gorgeous shes usually the kind of girl you can pour your heart in to and never worry about trust
Gosh bro get your pp out ur hand and be like Alyssa
by Eazy~T June 11, 2025
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Alyssa

my nigga fr. i would die for her. prettiest girl you can ever meet. love her 4L
alyssa
by Papa111 January 3, 2022
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Alyssa

Alyssa is a very nice and caring person and will always have your back, she is the kind of person that you would not want to lose so make sure that if you have an alyssa hold on to her and don’t let her go, her personality just lights up a room and she has boys falling head over heels for her.
The only boy that she will ever accept is an Eric so boys if your an Eric, Alyssa is the right person for you
Girl: I wanna be just like alyssa

Girl 2: same her beauty is the reason my self esteem level is at a low.

Eric: back of guys alyssa is mine
by Khaezgirl May 10, 2019
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Alyssa

Alyssa is a silly, happy girl, who can just a bit dark. She laughs a LOT. She has good friends and people to roast.
Spencer: Hey Alyssa!

Alyssa: laughs to death
by Suchboredom December 19, 2020
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Alyssa

alyssa is hot and and has huge titties. Everyone is secretly in love with this sexy beast, she is the most stunning person you will see
Biggest tits award goes to alyssa.
by Ur mum is hot May 29, 2022
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Alyssa's hotpocket

The purposeful act of shutting your own asshole with glue (the stickier the better). Then proceeding to gorge oneself on spicy ethnic food. Resulting in the ruptured of ones colon.
I'm so tired of life right now, so I gave myself an Alyssa's hotpocket
by Axe wound diver February 1, 2025
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