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Alyssa chan

A asian person with hella weird dimples that look like you drilled a hole into them and has a penis and a vagina that shows off how long and thick their dick is but actually a pathetic chode gets huge boner when he sees a person called jay and ejaculates out of the blue with hella ton of cum that fires like a gattling gun and doesnt have the foreskin on her penis
Random person Ew today i saw a girl with a penis and a pussy when we were getting changed in the changing room
Random person 2 i think thats a Alyssa chan
Random person shes so disgusting she always sucks on her own penis and gets it to ejaculate and sucks all the cum dry
Random person 2 ew thats gross as fuck
Random person yea and i heard that she can close off her pussy so fast that it can slice off a penis
Alyssa chan by yourshittasstegood November 19, 2019
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Alyssa Effect 

Turning previously normal straight women into horny e-lesbians who call her mommy.
I just experienced the Alyssa Effect and now I just can't stop calling her mommy.
Alyssa Effect by m0mmymymymy January 29, 2022

alyssa van

An outgoing wonderful person who's full of life and can bring a smile to your face in any situation who smiles even when she's hurt who doesn't worry about her problems until she helps someone with there's.. Alyssa Van the true meaning of love happiness and friend
alyssa van by Johnny4567 November 27, 2013

Alyssa Terry 

A women/ man who is in love with a small 5'1 male named Maximus Ivcic; also loves to toot horns on the football field. Best friend includes the following, Jads, and thats pretty much it. Will do anything for her friends and is a beautiful and strong women who leaks. Period Pooh
Alyssa Terry is the most amazing person I know.
Alyssa Terry by $wagmoneyyyyy October 22, 2019

Alyssa Mulch

Alyssa Mulch is one of the sweetest and chillest girls you can meet. She’s extremely loyal and funny. Alyssa Mulch is definitely one of a kind. She’s quite the crackhead and would do anything to make you smile. She definitely some bundle of joy.
Alyssa Mulch is really cool. I think I wanna become friends with her.

alyssa in bed 

She's hot and amazing , thick , beautiful , smart . The type of girl to wear a dress in public but get tied up in bed at night . She's wild , kinky , frisky , sexy , and hot . A great woman , girlfriend and friend . You'll fall I live with her . She's easy to talk to , and she's a open minded and hearted. Person cant hate anyone unless you hurt her really bad ,friends , or family . She will be there no matter what and she is nl stranger . She just wants to be loved and care for but no one is the fit because she has very high standards .
Dammmmmmn i hooked up with Alyssa in bed last night

Damn man you lucky asshole . Better keep her or ill take her
alyssa in bed by Hotsss99 July 1, 2017

alyssa leslie 

She is cute she is smart as hell and a good friend