Wet Dylan

To stick your tongue violently into your unsuspecting neighbor’s kids ear.

Nolan was mortified when he got a Wet Dylan

by Theuglypig December 08, 2019

wet saw

One Amazing tool or device used to cut rock hard minerals or surfaces into smaller more manageable pieces.

Adams father gave him a wet saw to cut the marble floor in the kitchen that was being remodeled.

by TheTruthBackNtheDay February 27, 2018

wet poo

Let me give you a scenario. You just came out of the pool and you're running to the toilet because you have the runs. Your swim pants are stuck to your legs and when you finally arrive at the toilet, you almost slip and fucking die from the water. You sit down and try to pull your shorts down to take that massive shit, but it's stuck to your legs because it's all wet, so you have to unstick it yourself. Then the toilet gets all wet, your ass is wet, and you're taking a shit all at the same time. The shit slides down into the toilet easily because your ass is wet, from the pool water. then when the shit stops you try to wipe your ass but since your cheeks are wet, the toilet paper glues to your asshole and it's just stuck there. you can't get it out, its just stuck. you try to use another paper to take it out, that one gets glued too. you give up and wipe the shit with your hands, then fall asleep on the toilet from the chaos that had ensued.

person1: I took a wet poo yesterday at tims pool party. I was afraid of going back to the pool!
person2: same

by wetpooman September 12, 2021

Wet nosing

When a dog pushes there cold wet nose up against you

Puppers is wet nosing my leg

by Wetnoseking April 06, 2022

Wet Linen

An indiscriminate reference to a female that is wet and has very wet panties or a male that has managed to nut himself in his own underwear.

I’m so horny right now. I’m squirming in my own wet linen.

I was tugging my slug thru my pants in class and the next thing I know I roped my own pants now I’m sticky with wet linen.

by Eaton Holgoode January 25, 2018

Wet Firing

Rapidly expelled, short bursts, of wet sounding (and sometimes actually leaky wet) gas that typically occurs immediately upon sitting on the toilet and prior to a full, explosive bowel release.

I don’t know who was in that stall this morning but all I heard was a belt buckle, a pants drop and a whole series of wet firing.

I ate way to much chili during the playoff game. I spent half the night trotting to the shitter and wet firing round after round.

by Eaton Holgoode January 24, 2018

wet alligator

A handjob from someone with calloused, scaly hands and they spit on it which does very little to improve the sensation.

Nah, she doesn't use hand lotion at all... Best you could get offa her is a wet alligator.

by Randehman March 10, 2014