1. Have your partner eat and swallow a chili pepper, Jalapeno, Habanero, Ghost chili etc.
2. Have them perform oral sex.
3. At the moment of climax, have them us a stun gun to "taze" your taint.
2. Have them perform oral sex.
3. At the moment of climax, have them us a stun gun to "taze" your taint.
Last night I had my wife give me a Mexican Lightning Rod, needless to say the pain of having my penis on fire from the chilies and the shock of the electricity through my taint to my prostate was an experience I will not soon forget.
by PhallusDestructus June 3, 2021
Get the Mexican Lightning Rodmug. Slang for the russian mosin nagant bolt action service rifle, used n the gun community. The term came to be do to its piano-heavy trigger and cumbersome two-piece bolt design. Its also a nod to the poor quality many of the rifles have (due to the soviet governents heavy emphasis on quantity over quality)
John: Matt bought another trash rod, claims their superior.
Mich: Poor guy, just wish he knew his rifles better.
Mich: Poor guy, just wish he knew his rifles better.
by Norwegain_dude2007 July 29, 2021
Get the trash rodmug. A paticular fishing rod used by fish on the Internet to get likes on their Facebook page by stealing content that isn't theirs.
SoFloAntonio: "hey look a video of a child biting another child's finger, with my fishing rod here I will just simply steal this video and post it on my Facebook page and get all the credit"
by Therightchoice May 22, 2016
Get the Fishing rodmug. In a team golf match, when a player makes a meaningless long putt after the hole has already been decided. Like Alex Rodriguez padding his stats by hitting an 8th inning home run when his team is down 10-2.
by Hondo99 December 11, 2023
Get the A-Rodmug. by Bend0ver. June 24, 2021
Get the D-rodmug. A fishing rod with Barbie decals used by little girls. Often used as an insult to demean someone’s manhood
by Joe Shmoe 69 June 15, 2020
Get the barbie rodmug. The term used when 2 men are having vaginal sexual intercourse at the same time, and their members bump into each other intervaginally.
Employee #1 getting a cup of coffee: Hey, what did you do over the weekend?
Employess #2 getting a cup of coffee: Went to a movie and did laundry, you know, the usual... You?
Employee #1 getting a cup of coffee: Frank and Bob came over last night and they did some rod knocking in my wallered out cooch, you know the usual (then points and waves at Frank and Bob)
Employess #2 getting a cup of coffee: Went to a movie and did laundry, you know, the usual... You?
Employee #1 getting a cup of coffee: Frank and Bob came over last night and they did some rod knocking in my wallered out cooch, you know the usual (then points and waves at Frank and Bob)
by Spanks Johnson December 3, 2017
Get the rod knockingmug.