Weasel Neck

A Weasel neck is someone who cannot complete a simple task.

Anyone who is a weasel neck will single handily fuck up any given task.

"I want to send John to unload those lorries"
"Don't do that he is a right Weasel neck"

by Hollandino July 20, 2017

Alligator Neck

Having a really crusty neck. The back of your neck is dry a prickly. Like Alligator skin.

Dude look at Mr. Thompson neck

Haha he has an Alligator neck

by Mr.Illuminated January 31, 2014

asshole neck

a.k.a the taint, the area extending from the anal hole to the ball droppings.

"Hey bro, why you walkin' like that? Someone destroy destroy your asshole neck?"

by UrMomsSaltyBalls July 11, 2022

Baby necking

When someone is so tired, drunk, faded, or a combination of the following, they have an extremely hard time keeping their head upright and continually bobble their head.

Damn kid, you were so faded last night you were straight baby necking

by Mike-E Danger December 21, 2016

Muffin Neck

When excess neck fat spills over the top of a dress shirt acquired more than 20 pounds ago. Related words: Muffin Top & Turkey Neck

John Goodman has a muffin neck.

by Marty Blackstone May 11, 2013

scotland neck

A small country town where they park in the middle of the street. No stop lights and people ride around the same streets over and over trying to see who out .. Everybody swear by The Freeze..heard its the best thing in town

Scotland Neck--Home of Chinese place that made news for the cooking raccoons

by Dj104 April 5, 2018

Neck flub

That neck skin that hangs off old peoples necks. dont touch it. its a trap

Max: Dude did you hear about Jonny
Alex: Yeah I heard he touched the lunch lady's neck flub and got in a coma

by SuccleMyToes November 7, 2017