When your boss is ignorant and grants you a holiday on Thursday without the following day off. Shortest and most unproductive day ever.
by ZebraPants December 26, 2008

by MONDADTADYADYYDA November 19, 2021

When the start of your work week is so slow and devoid of objectives that you can't find anything to escape the existential dread at work
Kenny:"Yo there's no orders and the warehouse is all fixed up, what is there to do?
Rick:" Milk the clock i guess, just another mundane monday."
Rick:" Milk the clock i guess, just another mundane monday."
by Capuchin for Hire June 10, 2023

A sentence that derived from racing meaning whatever won on the race day will have a increase in demands the day after.
Guy 1: why does mercedes win every race?
Guy 2: i don't know but what wins on sunday sells on monday man
Guy 2: i don't know but what wins on sunday sells on monday man
by elongatedeel June 28, 2021

by the smrt one March 2, 2018

Monday is the 1st day of the week and start of the Work week, AKA the day Everyone needs coffee.
People hate it but let's be honest If it didn't exist then we would all hate Tuesday instead.
People hate it but let's be honest If it didn't exist then we would all hate Tuesday instead.
'Oh no It's Monday.'
by The_Actual_Definition March 15, 2023
