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INSTRUCTIONS - while water is boiling smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN but be careful to not just throw bag on the ground like you would normally do because remember this one is missing your bag of seasoning. Dont want to fuck up your spread by throwing your noodles all over your cell. Then add blue text
by bluetextman July 29, 2021
Get the INSTRUCTIONS - while water is boiling smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN but be careful to not just throw bag on the ground like you would normally do because remember this one is missing your bag of seasoning. Dont want to fuck up yourmug. (pussy cries): weee... you: cum on me daddy uhh yeah fuck me fuck me fuck me up the pussy uhhh yeah nigger fuck me fuck me fucccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
by vonsgetback May 10, 2023
Get the cum on me daddy uhh yeah fuck me fuck me fuck me up the pussy uhhh yeah nigger fuck me fuck me fucccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeemug. A person who is required to correct everyone else's screw ups.
politically correct way to say it... Devastation Corrector
politically correct way to say it... Devastation Corrector
by JJjjjjjjjjjjjuutytyhcbvbnbnvmm November 10, 2017
Get the fuck up fixermug. When you aggressive encourage your brethren to be blessed in their ventures and experiences and to share the blessings, AGGRESSIVELY!
I SAW Brendan FROM HIGH SCHOOL, WE CHATTED, IT WAS COOL, HE'S DOING ALRIGHT, I TOLD HIM TO bless the fuck up WHEN WE WENT OUR SEPARATE WAYS.
by LLemoJeff June 5, 2020
Get the Bless the Fuck Upmug. A person characterized by the tendency to squander significant opportunities when engaging with people of interest. This individual, instead of executing a smooth and effective approach, consistently undermines their chances by ruining their initial impression. Consequently, rather than eliciting attraction, they inadvertently repulse the targeted individual. The term encapsulates the notion of self-sabotage in social interactions, hindering the potential for meaningful connections and relationships.
Despite having the chance to impress his crush at the party, John's antics as the fuck-up boy only managed to drive her further away.
Sarah was initially intrigued by Mark's charm, but his behavior as the fuck-up boy during their first date left her uninterested in seeing him again.
Tom's reputation as the office fuck-up boy preceded him, making it challenging for him to be taken seriously in professional settings.
Rather than seizing the opportunity to network with potential investors, Alex's antics as the fuck-up boy at the conference only served to discredit his business acumen.
Lisa had hoped for a promising start with her new coworker, but his consistent behavior as the office fuck-up boy made her reconsider any possibility of collaboration.
Sarah was initially intrigued by Mark's charm, but his behavior as the fuck-up boy during their first date left her uninterested in seeing him again.
Tom's reputation as the office fuck-up boy preceded him, making it challenging for him to be taken seriously in professional settings.
Rather than seizing the opportunity to network with potential investors, Alex's antics as the fuck-up boy at the conference only served to discredit his business acumen.
Lisa had hoped for a promising start with her new coworker, but his consistent behavior as the office fuck-up boy made her reconsider any possibility of collaboration.
by Mohannn January 28, 2024
Get the Fuck-up boymug. Friend: I just saw someone with a Shited-ass that was fucked up like 1000 years ago HAHA!
You: How did they get fucked?
Friend: Some one said Your mom gay and she wasnt able to say No u
You: Ok that sucks, im gonna take a fucking piss
Friend: Wait n- *fucking dies*
Stranger: SUCK MY B-
You: Shut the fuck up, your mom gay, go the fuck away, hello sir.
Stranger: *fucking explodes*
You: How did they get fucked?
Friend: Some one said Your mom gay and she wasnt able to say No u
You: Ok that sucks, im gonna take a fucking piss
Friend: Wait n- *fucking dies*
Stranger: SUCK MY B-
You: Shut the fuck up, your mom gay, go the fuck away, hello sir.
Stranger: *fucking explodes*
by Sebastiansanchat AAAAAAAAAAAAA December 31, 2022
Get the Shited-ass that was fucked up like 1000 years ago HAHA!mug. 