Father Lengthy Limbs

A more sophisticated way of saying "Daddy Long Legs"

OH GOODNESS GRACIOUS WHAT IN THE GOD IS THAT FATHER LENGTHY LIMBS

by piss e piss August 20, 2022

Steptic father

When you get your septic serviced and save the cumwad at the end of the flush, and impregnate your wife through a fingerbang with the other mans seed.

"She can't get me with child support, I'mjust the steptic father."

by TheDriverShotJFK August 15, 2021

Father Mike (aka Mikey)

Father Mike (aka Mikey) was a man who was a lord of Satanism who had a PhD in East Asian studies. He was said to be widely hated in Hollywood for some reason.

Father Mike (aka Mikey) was a nickname given to a terrible lord of Satanism in the Church of Satan.

by ScienceBurt March 7, 2020

Father

An organism that leaves for milk and never comes back.

My father left for milk wonder when he is gonna come back?

by Dickriderking May 11, 2021

Bob's father

Nonexistent.

What example? Bob's father doesn't exist.

by Babatunde! February 25, 2023

Father of all Motherfuckers

An album released by Green Day can be easily recognized by the unicorn on the album cover. The main theme of this album is indie rock, or most likely horny.

Graffitia is my favourite song off Father of All Motherfuckers

by worldfamousdish June 4, 2024

I'm your father/mother

The most stupid and pity excuse for an adult to treat you like shit and get away with it

"I'm not saying this to piss you off"
"Well what were you expecting?"
"I'm your father/mother, I should be able to"

by LLBDAB June 1, 2021