Cum Pirate

A woman who lies about being on birth control in an attempt to pirate your cum and impregnate themselves.

my ex is such a cum pirate, now I owe thousands in child support.

by angry man July 31, 2012

Cum Cannonball

A small ball of cum that is reserved into the tip of a males penis and is launched into velocity during the post ejaculatory piss, similar to a cannon ball in a cannon.

After masturbating Chandler decided to let his Cum Cannonball harden and then later launched it into the sink while urinating.

by Memphis Man November 3, 2013

Cum Kiss

a cum kiss or spunking is a kiss where you share the cum, in or off your partner's or partners mouth or lips

Cum Kiss: after ejaculation of the semen someone either have the sperm in their mouth, on or around the lips proceeds to kiss someone else sharing it and swallowing it together in the kiss.

by ToyBare January 2, 2010

cum dumpster

A promiscuous woman who is not choosy about her sexual partners and who allows most or all men who she has sex with to cum inside of her without protection.

She sleeps with every guys she meets. She is such a cum dumpster.

by arkark November 6, 2011

yummy cum

All cum; esp. cum that is produced after eating a lot of bananas, pasta, or drinking a lot of pineapple juice.

"John ate Italian food for the last three days; I gave him a blowjob and he gave me dessert. I love to swallow a hot, steamy load of yummy cum."

by dicksy chick November 18, 2007

Shid and Cum

Shidding and cumming is as it sounds, with shid being poop and cum being peepee milky. You shid and cum your pants when you are surprised, devastated, or gay.

Holy shit! I just shid and cum my pant. Ahhhh

by GamerGodSorgalino445 April 29, 2019

banana cum

Banana guts/jizz that gets all over other fruit, typically in a fruit salad.

"What the fuck, mom?! Why did you put bananas in my fruit salad?? There's banana cum everywhere!"

by kalligator November 7, 2011