number 5

Receiving fellatio while you are in the process of clearing your bowels.

Damn Blimmer, your sister is dirty. She gave a number 5 to Lazarus and all his boys!

by Phineas Taylor Barracus December 20, 2004

5-0

Fictional State Police of Hawaii, named for Hawaii being the fiftieth state of the Union.

you better scram before 5-0 shows up.

by Mr_Limpet March 2, 2010

September 5

Freddie Mercury's birthday

It's literally c. 9 million other people's birthday too, but it's specifically Freddie's in my book.

On September 5 1946, Farokh Bulsara (Freddie Mercury) was brought into the world.

by It'sAsh September 5, 2009

November 5

National kiss a soccer boy day

the soccer boys are so cute!! Its November 5 which is national kiss a soccer boy day so i gotta pick one.

by unknown193839020 November 4, 2019

April 5

If you're born on this day it means you have zero eggs. Throughout your entire life you'll be jealous of your extremely sexy friend who DOES have eggs.

*At diner*

'Hi could I get the omelette?, it's my birthday'
'You're born on April 5? we don't serve your kind here, especially no omelette, go back to Spain'

by SexyEggHaver March 31, 2021

channel 5

Adj. Meaning outrageously made up (due to the terrible channel 5 documentaries which are obviously written by someone tripping out on acid)

Dude, that's a channel 5 statement.
Also, simply 'channel 5' when someone lies outrageously.

by grimbo March 28, 2004

The 5 H's

Henry Hintelligent Height Humor Hstrongmuscles

I love The 5 H's
But what about Fortnite

by fortnitelover01934 May 24, 2022