2 definitions by grimbo

channel 5

Adj. Meaning outrageously made up (due to the terrible channel 5 documentaries which are obviously written by someone tripping out on acid)

Dude, that's a channel 5 statement.
Also, simply 'channel 5' when someone lies outrageously.

by grimbo March 28, 2004

Melt, word from Belfast meaning, not quite sure, could me head or could mean shit, or combination of both?

Here you, what's yer facking problem, I'll knock yer melt in!

by grimbo January 21, 2004