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If you're born on this day it means you have zero eggs. Throughout your entire life you'll be jealous of your extremely sexy friend who DOES have eggs.
*At diner*
'Hi could I get the omelette?, it's my birthday'
'You're born on April 5? we don't serve your kind here, especially no omelette, go back to Spain'
'Hi could I get the omelette?, it's my birthday'
'You're born on April 5? we don't serve your kind here, especially no omelette, go back to Spain'
by SexyEggHaver March 31, 2021
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