by dog sack September 7, 2023
Get the rod time mug.The time in which someone decides whenever the fuck they want to turn up to something, even if it had a predetermined time agreed.
by bespectacled_wanker March 1, 2021
Get the Paddy Time mug.1.to get your ass rolled very quickly, usually in one punch.
2. jumping someone never to be seeing them again.
2. jumping someone never to be seeing them again.
guy 1: Remember that time that Thomas one-timed his older broter.
guy 2: yeah after he dropped the x-box controller and then got mad at Thomas.
guy 1: yeah, Thomas totally one-timed his ass again.
guy 2: yeah after he dropped the x-box controller and then got mad at Thomas.
guy 1: yeah, Thomas totally one-timed his ass again.
by JOHN THOMAS CHRIS GRAHM. January 25, 2009
Get the one-timed mug.Dude 1: “So my golden retriever tongue punched my fart box last night. Not sure if he knew that he was tossing my salad, but he totally buffed my leather cheerio balloon knot somethin’ fierce.”
Dude 2: “Oh so you had a Good Time?”
Dude 1: “Yeah.”
Dude 2: “Oh so you had a Good Time?”
Dude 1: “Yeah.”
by OklahomaWaterfall July 23, 2022
Get the Good Time mug.The duration of time when your screen device (e.g. smartphone) displays some non-blackout images whilst you aren't actively staring at the screen device — hence counted as "screen time" on its Screen Time app despite not harming your eyesight in any way
I love how my phone tracks residual screen time; I might not be staring at it, but those non-blackout images still rack up the hours like I'm glued to the screen!
by Emotional Cruiser November 9, 2025
Get the residual screen time mug.The time you spent learning for a test divided by the grade you get. It is something extremely stupid thought of by an extremely stupid person
Person: Dude, i got an A for Maths!
Smart person: That's cool, i got a B
Person: So i'm smarter than you!
Smart person: no, actually. You studied for 8 hours in total and got an A, while i studied 1 hour to get a B, which means my note-per-time is better.
Person: shut the fuck up
Smart person: That's cool, i got a B
Person: So i'm smarter than you!
Smart person: no, actually. You studied for 8 hours in total and got an A, while i studied 1 hour to get a B, which means my note-per-time is better.
Person: shut the fuck up
by Ferixu September 26, 2022
Get the Note-per-time mug.My wife was asking for sex but it was med-time. Sorry honey I'm getting ready for bed.
All of my patients get excited just around med-time. It's the highlight of there day.
My kids are a nightmare I cannot wait for med-time.
All of my patients get excited just around med-time. It's the highlight of there day.
My kids are a nightmare I cannot wait for med-time.
by Suxatore2022 June 20, 2022
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