Slap Nut

When someone is a slap nut they are a big beefy idiot

"Be quiet slap nut"
"what did you say nigga"

by anonymous March 11, 2025

Nut Hut

A homosexual males rectum, (often prolapsed)

Freddie Mercury’s nut hut was quite sore after a long night out.

by StraightoutDaNutHut1972 March 12, 2025

Nut Job

A boob job for gay men. When a man rubs his penis against another man’s sac reaching climax.

“My boyfriend gave me a nut job last night.”

by ieattoehair March 15, 2025

nut tool

The long metal tool a follower has to use to free their leader’s nuts when they get stuck in a crack. It should be thin (to account for even the smallest nuts), and ideally have a leash so you don’t drop it. It should also have a hook on the working end. On the handle end a flat spot is nice so when you have to hit it hard to remove their nuts, you don’t hurt your hand.

A person with a rack should absolutely own a nut tool.

Also called a pro key. An important part of your traditional rock climbing toolkit.

“Do you have a nut tool? I don’t want to lose nuts on this climb.”

by GayClimber March 17, 2025

I Am First Hipster Jiggy Nigga Who Had Sexual Intercourse A Male Who Smacks No Nut Sacks

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I Am First Hipster Jiggy Nigga Who Had Sexual Intercourse A Male Who Smacks No Nut Sacks

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 20, 2025

Nuts

Nuts is an expression used when something is so crazy and bonkers that there are no more words to describe it.

Guy 1: My grandma died.
Guy 2: That's Nuts.

by Mr. Grumpus November 23, 2021

Deez nuts

A word to roast someone sexually or jokingly.

Guy: are you 100% Vietnamese?

Guy 2:im 1% Vietnamese and 99% deez nuts in yo mother

by Mr.FreshAsian911 November 23, 2021