Three Ball Monty

A game in which you pull the foreskin of your penis over so it looks like a ball.when combined with the other 2 its hard to pick which one isnt a ball.

Copsey won last nights game of Three Ball Monty, guessing 2 out of 3 times.

by RickLing October 8, 2008

Queef dust balls

When an elderly woman's wrinkly, shriveled up vagina is so dusty from vacancy, that when she becomes aroused from fingering her puss with her knitting tools she gets wound up. Then she queefs out a large queefy dust ball composed of gray pube hair and fluffy yarn.

Discloser: Warning this may be inappropiate for your grandchildren to read; they don't wanna read about your puss.

The "cat" doctor discovered a rather bulbous queef dust ball in nanas' cooter. He diagnosed her with queef dust balls syndrome.

by Auddy && Kels July 1, 2011

shag some balls

Hitting some practice balls on the driving range at the golf course

Wanna go shag some balls before we play a round?

by Shaggin May 12, 2016

chicken balled bastard

someone who has just gotten on your nerves

that chicken balled bastard just called me a punk

by anon December 14, 2003

Divert to your balls

Don’t care about something or ignore something

- I think she doesn’t love me anymore
- Divert to your balls bro, there are lots of hot girls out there that want to be with a guy like you

by Guybrush299 August 5, 2018

Polish Bowling Ball

Much like the shocker this is a term used to describe inserting two fingers in the vagina, and one in the anus.

"i grabbed her like a polish bowling ball"

by BuLL January 6, 2005

Think with your balls

"Think with your balls" means think smart or outside the box. To think with your balls is usually a very quick and instinctive way of making decisions. It derives from the show "How Not To Live Your Life" A decision made by the balls is often a very good short term solution to a problem but will cause trouble in the future. Sometimes thinking with you balls is the complete opposite to thinking outside the box, it is so inside the box and obvious that no-one thought of it.

"What shall we do with all the orphans?"

"Sell them on, make a tidy profit."

"Thats amazing, how did you think of that! Now were making loads of money."

"Think with your balls lad!"

by ninjamonkeydrummer January 2, 2012