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Jack

very sexy very yes have large wiener
woman: hey what's your name?
Jack: Jack
Woman: have sex with me
by epic testicle master September 10, 2021
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Jack Ripper

The act of sucking someone's di*k so hard their intestines come out of it
"What the heck?! What did you just do to me"
"I just did the Jack Ripper
by subthebub November 30, 2019
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Hong Kong Jack Spoon

Cum on her face, scrape it off with a ladle, plop in a wonton and make her eat it!
“My girl and I tried to enjoy a Hong Kong Jack Spoon, but it wasn’t the same without chopsticks.”
by JackHang69 October 6, 2023
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Jacks

Something that is positive, rewarding and awesome
That Bible study was jacks! I love the book of Matthew.

Is Sarah gonna be there? She’s jacks!
by Kimbo25 February 24, 2025
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Jack-Off Scratchpot

An experience referred to as "The opposite of winning a Scratch-Off Jackpot" by both members of the llama breeding field and the Japanese, a "Jack-Off Scratchpot" is an interrogation technique in which several armed guards ejaculate into a bowl of Lucky Charms, and the victim is given the option of volunteering information, or being forced to eat the cereal, along with its horrifying broth/sauce.
"Upon arriving at the North Korean prison, Drew found himself being the unfortunate winner of a Jack-Off Scratchpot, after refusing to relinquish information on the US Nuclear program."
by KickDickem April 20, 2017
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Jack Posobiec

A weird little racist freak who everyone hates
Did you hear about the guy who got caught jacking off to Mein Kampf? He’s a real Jack Posobiec”
by Jfosnahauaixoabq August 10, 2024
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