peni weni

he has a peni weni
by the best of the four privett' February 05, 2019
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Penis Boogers

These are found on a touch screen of a mobile device, computer display. It’s the crusted, sticky, semen-ish discharge on the tip of one’s index finger that sticks to the screen.
I was in Auckland and noticed mad penis boogers on my friend Jacquis phone screen
by M, M, & D August 09, 2020
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big black penis syndrome

basically when ur penis is bigger than everyone else’s cos you’re a retard 🤗
“ i have big black penis syndrome”
“WOW! your penis is so so so much bigger than mine!! “
by a girl 😗✌️ September 29, 2023
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Slapping someones penis

To shatter someones masculinity in some way or another.

For further reference, see "Don't be slappin' my penis" by Kollektivet on Youtube
Examples of Slapping someones penis:

Nurse: "I am sorry sir, but you have testicular cancer"

Mother:"You forgot your helmet, son"
by DizDeLusa September 16, 2017
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what a penis

A minor slang term coming from england made popular by the TV show Bad Education
Remdogs dad has a glass eye , what a penis!
by That one dude from ps4 May 28, 2017
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Tofu Penis

Someone with a soft penis or erectile dysfunction

Someone who is not brave or cowardly, similar to milk drinker
Ray,you tofu penis, can’t even ask Joaquina to suck your cock.
by CrazyRadio May 04, 2019
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Pubic Penis Paste

a wonderful paste that simply gets applied to the shaft of the penis and testicles. This groundbreaking formula was founded by UNCLE PHIL, otherwise known as PHIL PUBIC. The formula has proven to increase ball circumference by at least 4 inches, also it has proven to increase penis length by 12-18 inches
Damn bro you been using that Pubic Penis Paste?
by Greasy Ball Guy February 25, 2020
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