Penis

something you wish was bigger

you: i wish my penis was bigger

by Imyamama September 9, 2020

peni weni

a small dick

he has a peni weni

by the best of the four privett' February 5, 2019

penis slug

When you pull out and drag it across their belly or pubic mound

Last time I was with your mom, I pulled out and gave her a penis slug on her pubic mound.

by Cockloogie69 July 18, 2021

penis

could be small, could be big, could be long, could be wide

he had a small penis

by mrwoofwoof March 29, 2020

Penis Diary

Notes of your sexual health and, in the case of some perverts, masturbation notes .

Dylan : His owner beats him, his best friend is a pussy, he hangs around with two nuts all the time and he throws up when he's excited.
Sean : No you dumb pervert a Penis Diary is about sexual health.
B: Yeah I'm going to leave this weird conversation.

by Kamikaze Devil Bitch October 5, 2020

Penis

That thing you keep choking on. The main cause for pregnancies.

Tania absolutely loves big horse penis.

by samantharules March 26, 2022

penis duplication glitch

when you chop off all of your friends and family's penis's and attach it to your original penis making unlimited penis's on your penis but you have to take their balls to making a ball of balls and dicks.

"yo dad I found penis duplaction glitch wanna try it out"

he used the penis duplication glitch on me and now he is disowned

by bob the penis and bollack lord November 22, 2024