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parent-jacking

When an annoying parent (mommy or daddy) tries to direct any conversation or activity into themselves as a parent, or of their children when it has nothing to do with the activity.
An example of parent-jacking
"Oh by the way, I just watched this hilarious new show on TV the other day"
"Oh, my Timmy is so cute when he watches TV. He always laughs and smiles at everything!"
by techyartsyman52 June 11, 2021
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Headphone Jack

The beloved 3.5mm audio port that Apple unjustifiably removed from the iPhone in 2016 which caused a whole domino effect to happen. Eight years later, and most flagships or even mid-range phones lack this basic port. Apple and other manufacturers fabricate lies such as "waterproofing" to fool the masses into believing it was justified.

Economic and financial gains such as cost-cutting and driving sales for bluetooth earbuds are the main motives for the removal.
Literally nobody:

Apple: "Let's all remove this essential port that billions of people use because we love cost-cutting!"

Interesting fact: LG was the only smartphone brand to have kept the headphone jack on all their phones until their demise in 2021
by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian November 21, 2024
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Jack

He is the hottest person in the world and his penis is so large that it is comparable to the burj khalifa, he is the best at everything and will make you want to sit down and slurp his dick until you die
He is Jack
by Sbeiiritndudjen334 October 4, 2022
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faux jack

Also known as: fo'jack, 4 jack, forejack.

Superior diss to "jack off" stating someone is so much of a jackoff, he/she is not even WORTHY to be a jackoff; hence FAUX JACK, the fake jackoff. Also to be advanced by additional phrases (see examples).
"Stroke hard faux jack"
"Front to back faux jack"
"Mack on kojak faux jack"
"That's not even your dad; you're a faux jack"
"Hurt your back, bruising your sac faux jack?"
by Choisome December 25, 2012
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jack buchan

Usually the sort of person to get carried on the world-wide phenomenonFortnite
Fuck sake Jack Buchan’s knocked again
by Skrt skrrt May 21, 2018
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jack off

its like jerking off but harder and louder
i jack off to mia khalifa
by HighPing June 4, 2019
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Jack fowler

Jack fowler is an absolute king of the fittys (guys plz accept it’s just a funny joke 😂)
by Hellooooodhdbejejsj June 30, 2019
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