by matthewsagaycunt January 5, 2019

When a group of guys, grab a cracker, and start máster-bating, last guy to ejaculate on the cracker, has to eat up
by Dre2k August 15, 2021

by fucjing cool February 12, 2021

The guy who is just tired for your shit. Usally a gas station employee, and just wants to sleep 24/7! Please beware of them though, as they will not answer the damn phone to hear you complain about your ex.
by Pineapple pastel May 20, 2018

Friend 1: "dude where were you? there was a math test that was 90% of our grade!"
Friend 2: "Oh I was slacking and jacking"
Friend 1: "oh ok that makes sense"
Friend 2: "Oh I was slacking and jacking"
Friend 1: "oh ok that makes sense"
by Viperlord#0382 November 25, 2022

Hey Look Marshall Is Trying To Get A Girlfriend.
Bruh He Aint Gonna Get One If He Has A Little Jack Down There.
Bruh He Aint Gonna Get One If He Has A Little Jack Down There.
by gay_slayer69420 August 10, 2021

Jack and Phil is a song created by popular celebrity Noah Davis with his new album “Nursery Crimes.” He uses this song to intimidate and scare off potential love interests in his life. It’s supposed to be a spin off of “Jack and Jill” the popular nursery rhyme, except the two are gay and that’s why the girl “Jill” is replaced with “Phil.”
If you hear this song you’ll know what I mean!
If you hear this song you’ll know what I mean!
Megan: Jack and Phil in a coupe De’ville just smoking marijuana
Lucie: Taking hits hotbox that bitch slow riding to Rihanna!
Lucie: Taking hits hotbox that bitch slow riding to Rihanna!
by missfreakyvirgin March 31, 2022
