Floppy Penis

A floppy penis can be imagined as a uncooked sausage, soft and squishy.

I usually have a Floppy penis when I look at Grandma porn...usually.

by A lil bit of chicken fried November 7, 2019

Little Penis

A tiny excuse for a male organ. Makes you want to kill yourself...

A little penis will not satisfy anyone, not even yourself!

by Itty bitty bob January 14, 2020

shrew penis

a man who has a shrew penis

that boy Javon'te got a shrew penis!

by Shrew man January 20, 2020

Mentos penis

After a woman performs fellatio on a man, and the man is still in his euphoric state post ejaculation, she will blow really cold air from her mouth onto the head of his penis. Making it cool and fresh, like mentos, the fresh maker.

Bruh, she blew me and gave me mentos penis! I had goosebumps all over my ass for 20 min after.

by DeezusSheist February 13, 2020

Pubic Penis Paste

a wonderful paste that simply gets applied to the shaft of the penis and testicles. This groundbreaking formula was founded by UNCLE PHIL, otherwise known as PHIL PUBIC. The formula has proven to increase ball circumference by at least 4 inches, also it has proven to increase penis length by 12-18 inches

Damn bro you been using that Pubic Penis Paste?

by Greasy Ball Guy February 24, 2020

Quartic Penis

A 5 headed penis.

“My Quartic Penis is similar to one of this fucking Hanukkah candles.

by Ballsohard69 March 21, 2020

personality penis

When your penis is not impressive enough on it's own so you have to compensate by having a great personality.

"Yeah Chad isn't the biggest I've ever been with, but he's such a good listener. He's got that "personality penis"."

by HiDefStatic March 28, 2020